Tuesday, December 04, 2007 Welcome to a new web site of the Military Order of the Cootie! On this and other pages we will attempt to provide you with a quick and easy way to get the information that you need to know about all things Cootie related. Here you'll find pictures, video and articles of importance to Cooties all over the world. Not a Cootie? If you belong to the VFW, you're missing out on the only organization in the world whose purpose is to have fun!